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The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this notion rested solely on my suspicion that I would never be fit for real work, and that writing didn't require any.
Author: Russell Baker

The only thing that sustains one through life is the consciousness of the immense inferiority of everybody else, and this is a feeling that I have always cultivated.
Author: Oscar Wilde

I'm afraid I'm being an awful nuisance.
Author: Edith Sitwell

The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. Resist it, and your soul grows sick with longing for the things it has forbidden to itself.
Author: Oscar Wilde

No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and reasoning as fear.
Author: Edmund Burke

Knock Knock Who's there ! Begonia ! Begonia who ? Begonia bother me !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Belle ! Belle who ? Belle-t up and open this door !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Benjamin ! Benjamin who ? Benjamin the blues !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ? Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Beth ! Beth who ? Beth wisheth, thweetie !
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