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Take therefore no thought for the morrow; for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.
Author: Bible

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have often thought morality may perhaps consist solely in the courage of making a choice.
Author: Leon Blum

Taxation without representation is tyranny.
Author: James Otis

Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it.
Author: Max Frisch

Have you seen the new fishing website? No, it's not online yet.
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

When fish play football, who is the captain ? The team's kipper !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What bit of fish doesn't make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What part of a fish weighs the most ? It's scales !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend ? 'Your plaice or mine' !
This is the joke from a category: Fishing jokes