Best quotes to send by SMS

Management is nothing more than motivating other people.
Author: Lee Iacocca
Manners maketh man.
Author: William of Wykeham
Man's mind, once stretched by a new idea, never regains its original dimensions.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes
Language is the source of misunderstandings.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery
Many men can make a fortune but very few can build a family.
Author: J. S. Bryan
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: What can save a
dying blonde?
A:
Hair transplants.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What is a
blonde's definition of a
naval destroyer?
A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes
Army Jokes by Major Laugh
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes
The Greatest
Party by Maud D.
Merrier
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes