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I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.
Author: Arthur Rubinstein

Maybe I wanted to hear it so badly that my ears betrayed my mind in order to secure my heart.
Author: Margaret Cho

Memory is a giggling sprite and will not be tamed. She takes flight the moment the present becomes the past.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Men are confused. They're conflicted. They want a woman who's their intellectual equal, but they're afraid of women like that. They want a woman they can dominate, but then they hate her for being weak. It's an ambivalence that goes back to a man's relati
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

Men are not punished for their sins, but by them.
Author: Kin Hubbard

Your money or your life by Stan Den Deliver
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Telephone Problems by Ron Number
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They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
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My brother's just opened a shop. Really? How's he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.
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Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label, and it said 'shake well before using.'
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