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Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address.
Author: Lane Olinghouse

Those who seek consolation in existing churches often pay for their peace of mind with a tacit agreement to ignore a great deal of what is known about the way the world works.
Author: Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

Those whom we support hold us up in life.
Author: Marie Ebner von Eschenbach

It comes from saying no to 1,000 things to make sure we don't get on the wrong track or try to do too much.
Author: Steve Jobs

Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.
Author: William Shakespeare

Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.
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Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
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Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.
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Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A. They really raised Cain.
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Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise? A. Turn right and go straight.
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