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I was working on the proof of one of my poems all the morning, and took out a comma. In the afternoon I put it back again.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Pleasure and love are the pinions of great deeds.
Author: Charles Fox

The time to relax is -- when you don't have time for it.
Author: Sidney J. Harris

The toughest question has always been, "How do you get your ideas?" How do you answer that? It's like asking runners how they run, or singers how they sing. They just do it!
Author: Lynn Johnston

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit.
Author: Moliere

What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur.
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What does a man consider to be a seven course meal? A hot dog and a six pack.
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What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift? Exchange him.
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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door.
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Why do little boys whine? Because they're practicing to be men.
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