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Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Anyone whose goal is 'something higher' must expect someday to suffer vertigo. What is vertigo? Fear of falling? No, Vertigo is something other than fear of falling. It is the voice of the emptiness below us which tempts and lures us, it is the desire to
Author: Milan Kundera

Anything that is of value in life only multiplies when it is given.
Author: Deepak Chopra

Appetite, with an opinion of attaining, is called hope; the same, without such opinion, despair.
Author: Thomas Hobbes

Archaeology is not only the hand maid of history, it is also the conservator of art.
Author: Edward Bulwer-Lytton

On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 'Be still, my heart,' thought my friend, 'my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!' Then the child spoke to the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"
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Little Johnny came home from school with a note from his teacher saying that Johnny was having trouble telling the difference between boys and girls, and would his mother please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this. So Johnny's mother takes him quietly by the hand upstairs to her bedroom, and closes the door. "First, Johnny, I want you to take off my blouse", she said, so Johnny unbuttons her blouse and takes it off. "O.K., now take off my skirt", and he takes off her skirt. "Now take off my bra", which he does. "And now, Johnny, please take off my panties". Johnny finishes removing these too. His mother then says, "Johnny, please don't wear any of my clothes to school anymore!"
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Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps? Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
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A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. "Hey kid," he shouted. "Why don't you go outside and play?"
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Did you hear about the boy who wanted to run away to the circus ? He ended up in a flea circus !
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