Best quotes to send by SMS

All men are caught in an inescapable network of mutuality.
Author: Martin Luther King Jr.
All men have need of the gods.
Author: Homer
All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?' I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. You don't win friends with salad.
Author: Matt Groening
All of us learn to write in the second grade. Most of us go on to greater things.
Author: Bobby Knight
All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.
Author: Aristotle
The best jokes to send by SMS

The Insurmountable problem
by Major
Setback
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When Shall We Meet Again ?
by Miles
Apart
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Garden Water Features
by Lily Pond
This is the joke from a category: Book title jokes
The Japenese Way of Death
by Harri
Kirri
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Out for the Count
by Esau Stars
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