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No athlete is crowned but in the sweat of his brow.
Author: Saint Jerome

No legacy is so rich as honesty.
Author: William Shakespeare

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me they are wonderful things for other people to go on.
Author: Jean Kerr

No man is so old as to believe he cannot live one more year.
Author: Sean O'Casey

No man remains quite what he was when he recognizes himself.
Author: Thomas Mann

Who is the hamburgers' favourite actress? Candice Berger!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST food!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Why was the burger thrown out of the Army? He couldn't pass mustard! (muster)
This is the joke from a category: Burger jokes

Roger was sitting in a very full bus when a fat woman opposite said, "If you were a gentleman, young man, you'd stand up and let someone else sit down." "And if you were a lady," replied Roger, "you'd stand up and let four people sit down."
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes