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Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion.
Author: Margaret Cho

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
Author: Charles Bukowski

Some things have to be believed to be seen.
Author: Ralph Hodgson

Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
Author: Jerry Garcia

Something unknown is doing we don't know what.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

Why don't mexicans have checking accounts? It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
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Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down a bit.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes

Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick's looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, "well, I knew that my grandfather had died in the war, but I've just found out that he actually died in the auschwitz concentration camp." Patrick says, "that's terrible, did he go to the gas chamber?" and Mick replies, "no, he fell out of the machine gun tower."
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes