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The human mind treats a new idea the same way the body treats a strange protein; it rejects it.
Author: P. B. Medawar

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Author: Konrad Lorenz

The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer.
Author: Henry Kissinger

I have always thought the actions of men the best interpreters of their thoughts.
Author: John Locke

The greatest mystery is not that we have been flung at random between the profusion of matter and of the stars, but that within this prison we can draw from ourselves images powerful enough to deny our nothingness.
Author: Andre Malraux

Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

One idiot said to the other, "You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Q: What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies? - A: Should we walk home or take a dog?
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

What did the bee say to the naughty bee ? Bee-hive yourself !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes