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I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; God has given you one face, and you make yourselves another.
Author: William Shakespeare

I have learned that to be with those I like is enough.
Author: Walt Whitman

I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
Author: Ronald Reagan

I have made my world and it is a much better world than I ever saw outside.
Author: Louise Nevelson

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me.
Author: Dudley Field Malone

Why can't there be a Santa Pig? Pigs don't fit in chimneys.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy? He loved to sing, "Oinkers Aweight"
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green? It was Saint Patrick's Day.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes