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He who spares the wicked injures the good.
Author: Seneca

He who undervalues himself is justly undervalued by others.
Author: William Hazlitt

He who would leap high must take a long run.
Author: Danish Proverb

He will live ill who does not know how to die well.
Author: Seneca

Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.
Author: Quentin Crisp

I got an anonymous letter today. Oh, really - who was it from?!
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Braxton and Hollis had jobs at a California cotton mill. One morning the foreman came along and found Braxton reading a letter to his coworker. "Hey," cried the foreman, "what kind a horseplay you two guys up to?" "Hollis got a letter from his girlfriend," explained Braxton, "but he can't read; so Ah'm readin' the letter for him." "How come you got the cotton in your ears?" "Hollis don't want me to hear what his girlfriend writ to him!"
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Why do postmen carry letters? Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it? Add "er" to short and it becomes shorter.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes