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A liar should have a good memory.
Author: Quintilian

A lie told often enough becomes the truth.
Author: Lenin

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing possibility.
Author: Aristotle

A little learning is a dangerous thing; drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring: there shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, and drinking largely sobers us again.
Author: Alexander Pope

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
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How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet.
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Broken Bungee Barbie ...Barbie doll lying broken on the pavement
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Eye Patch Barbie ...with a choice of eye patch colors: purple, hot pink, or aqua!
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Cyberpunk Barbie ...includes 'trodes and implants
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