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Best quotes to send by SMS
Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth about other people.Author: Philip Guedalla
Avoid the crowd. Do your own thinking independently. Be the chess player, not the chess piece.Author: Ralph Charell
Bad mind, bad heart.
(Mals Mens, Malus Animus)Author: Anacharsis Cloots
Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.Author: Mark Twain
Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else.Author: Judy Garland
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: What does Bill Clinton
have in common
with former great Presidents?
A: Absolutely nothing.This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q: Why were the
Clintonites pushing the
BTU Tax?
A: Because they could spell it.This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q: What's Clinton doing to
make Americans
happy?
A: If you've paid your tax bill and have enough money left
to feed
your family--you're happy.This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
What do you get when you
cross a Texas
Aggie with an ape?
A retarded ape.This is the joke from a category: College jokes
Did you
hear about the Western Kentucky
professor who kissed the door goodbye and
slammed his wife as he went
by?This is the joke from a category: College jokes