Best quotes to send by SMS

Everybody has been young before, but not everybody has been old before.
Author: African Proverb
Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
Author: Arthur Miller
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.
Author: Clive James
Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story.
Author: John Barth
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do
ghosts say when a girl footballer is
sent off ?
Ban-she, ban-she !
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes
What do you call a
ghost at midnight?
A
sheet in the dark!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes
Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari?
He was a big-game haunter!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes
Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always
running after the ghost of Henry VIII ?
She was trying to get ahead !
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes
What do you call a ghost with a broken
leg?
Hoblin Goblin.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes