Best quotes to send by SMS
African Proverb Everybody has been young before, but not everybody has been old before.
Author: African Proverb

Arthur Miller Everybody likes a kidder, but nobody lends him money.
Author: Arthur Miller

Clive James Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology.
Author: Clive James

Georg Christoph Lichtenberg Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

John Barth Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story.
Author: John Barth

The best jokes to send by SMS
Ghost jokes What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ? Ban-she, ban-she !
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Ghost jokes What do you call a ghost at midnight? A sheet in the dark!
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Ghost jokes Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Ghost jokes Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII ? She was trying to get ahead !
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes

Ghost jokes What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.
This is the joke from a category: Ghost jokes