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Best quotes to send by SMS
I feel within me a peace above all earthly dignities, a still and quiet conscience.Author: William Shakespeare
I find nothing more depressing than optimism.Author: Paul Fussell
I hate quotations. Tell me what you know.Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
I hate women because they always know where things are.Author: James Thurber
I have everything now I had 20 years ago except now, it's all lower.Author: Gypsy Rose Lee
The best jokes to send by SMS
Come here, you greedy wretch. I'll teach you
to eat all your sister's birthday chocs.
It's all right Dad, I
know how !This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes
Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used
be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m..
Son: Dad, at
your age, he had become the Prime Minister of
England.This is the joke from a category: Parent jokes
Did you hear about the pig who tried to
start
a hot-air balloon business?
He couldn't get it off the ground.
.This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes
Did you hear the story
about the razorback
hog?
It's pretty dull.This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes
Have you heard about the pig who took up disco
dancing?
He liked to swing his weight around.This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes