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If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right.
Author: Mary Kay Ash

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.
Author: The Dalai Lama

If you want to be respected, you must respect yourself.
Author: Spanish Proverb

If you wish to know what a man is, place him in authority.
Author: Yugoslav Proverb

If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

What would you get if you crossed a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Where do snowmen keep their money ? In a snowbank !
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes

What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes