Best quotes to send by SMS
Sting A lot of people approach risk as if it's the enemy when it's really fortune's accomplice.
Author: Sting

Barry Neil Kaufman A loud voice cannot compete with a clear voice, even if it's a whisper.
Author: Barry Neil Kaufman

Anonymous A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
Author: Anonymous

Leon Battista Alberti A man can do all things if he but wills them.
Author: Leon Battista Alberti

Oscar Wilde A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The best jokes to send by SMS
Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child what grown-up life is really going to be like
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Gangsta Barbie ...complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette included
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night, works all day
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with braces feel better!
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Barbie doll jokes There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home
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