Best quotes to send by SMS

A lot of people approach risk as if it's the enemy when it's really fortune's accomplice.
Author: Sting
A loud voice cannot compete with a clear voice, even if it's a whisper.
Author: Barry Neil Kaufman
A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
Author: Anonymous
A man can do all things if he but wills them.
Author: Leon Battista Alberti
A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
Author: Oscar Wilde
The best jokes to send by SMS

There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Trailer Park Barbie ...for the parent who wants to show their child
what grown-up life is really going to be like
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Gangsta Barbie ...complete set of Raiders apparel; rap cassette
included
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Lumberjack Barbie ...sleeps all night, works all day
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Headgear Barbie ...guaranteed to make kids with braces feel
better!
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market -
Trailer Trash Barbie ...complete with double wide trailer home
This is the joke from a category: Barbie doll jokes