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Chase after truth like hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its coat-tails.
Author: Clarence Darrow

Cherish all your happy moments: they make a fine cushion for old age.
Author: Christopher Morley

Chew before you swallow.
Author: George W. Bush

Children are the only form of immortality that we can be sure of.
Author: Peter Ustinov

Children speak in the field what they hear in the house.
Author: Scottish Proverb

Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner? A: You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms.
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Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
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Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.
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Q: Why is a blonde like Australia? A: They're both down under, and no one cares.
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Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
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