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Be fit for more than the thing you are now doing. Let everyone know that you have a reserve in yourself; that you have more power than you are now using. If you are not too large for the place you occupy, you are too small for it.
Author: James A. Garfield

Be honorable yourself if you wish to associate with honorable people.
Author: Welsh Proverb

Be mild with the mild, shrewd with the crafty, confiding to the honest, rough to the ruffian, and a thunderbolt to the liar. But in all this, never be unmindful of your own dignity.
Author: John Brown

Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Author: Jimmy Durante

Be not ashamed of thy virtues; honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times.
Author: Ben Jonson

How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

Is there big money in the cattle business? So I've herd!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What country do cows love to visit? Moo Zealand!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes