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One dies only once, and then for such a long time!
Author: Molire

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
Author: Bob Marley

One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
Author: Oscar Wilde

One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than fifty preaching it.
Author: Knute Rockne

One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever come to sit by it. Passersby see only a wisp of smoke from the chimney and continue on the way.
Author: Vincent Van Gogh

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.
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Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? A: The man.
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Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
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Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So they can think with an open mind.
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Q: What is the difference between a hog and a man? A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
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