Best quotes to send by SMS
James Thurber It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.
Author: James Thurber

Oscar Wilde I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Italian Proverb It is not enough to aim; you must hit.
Author: Italian Proverb

Publilius Syrus It is not every question that deserves an answer.
Author: Publilius Syrus

Pierre Beaumarchais It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
Author: Pierre Beaumarchais

The best jokes to send by SMS
Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!
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Yo momma jokes Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
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