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Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
Author: Lord Byron

Always seek out the seed of triumph in every adversity.
Author: Og Mandino

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Author: Edgar Bergen

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Author: Evan Esar

America has never been united by blood or birth or soil. We are bound by ideals that move us beyond our backgrounds, lift us above our interests and teach us what it means to be citizens.
Author: George W. Bush

Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head? Dead.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

Have you heard that all the buses and trains are stopping today? No. Is there a strike? No, they're stopping to let the passengers off.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

'Is everyone in the bus?' asked the driver before he closed the door. 'No,' called a lady, 'wait until I get my clothes on.' All the passengers in the bus turned towards the door to look at the woman. She got on with a bag full of laundry.
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What "bus" crossed the ocean? Columbus.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes