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There is surely a piece of divinity in us, something that was before the elements, and owes no homage unto the sun.
Author: Sir Thomas Browne

Soar, eat ether, see what has never been seen; depart, be lost, but climb.
Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay

There smites nothing so sharp, nor smelleth so sour as shame.
Author: William Langland

I was born an American; I will live an American; I shall die an American.
Author: Daniel Webster

Therefore if thine enemy hunger, feed him; if he thirst, give him drink: for in so doing thou shalt heap coals of fire on his head.
Author: Bible

Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.
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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green? It was Saint Patrick's Day.
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Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines.
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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
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Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.
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