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There's never a new fashion but it's old.
Author: Geoffrey Chaucer

There's no jealousy in the grave.
Author: Rudyard Kipling

Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.
Author: Aldous Huxley

One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.
Author: Franklin P. Jones

Ninety-nine percent of all failures come from people who have the habit of making excuses.
Author: George Washington Carver

I don't think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he said we could discuss it tonight in a "National Town Meeting."
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Three Republicans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here." The Republicans say, "That's OK...We don't serve you either.
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If the State of the Union is really "the best it's ever been" Why do we "need" dozens of new government programs to fix it!
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Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four, one to change it and the other three to deny it.
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Q: How many Liberal Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None. "Well it's not really a question of should we change it or should we not change the lightbulb, but more a question of...(blah blah waffle)"
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