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No great improvements in the lot of mankind are possible until a great change takes place in the fundamental constitution of their modes of thought.
Author: John Stuart Mill

No important institution is ever merely what the law makes it. It accumulates about itself traditions, conventions, ways of behaviour, which are not less formidable in their influence.
Author: Harold Laki

No man ever listened himself out of a job.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

In a false quarrel there is no true valour.
Author: William Shakespeare

No man will be a sailor who has contrivance enough to get himself into jail; for being in a ship is being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned.
Author: Samuel Johnson

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold? A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

As the bus came to the stop, the man at the front of the queue took out his eye, threw it up in the air and caught it before getting on the bus. An amazed conductor said, 'What on earth did you do that for?' 'I wanted to know if there was room on top,' replied the man.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

Passenger: Does this bus go to London? Conductor: No. Passenger: But it says London on the front. Conductor: There's an advertisement for baked beans on the side, but we don't sell them!
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

Janet: What's the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake !
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes