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Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work.
Author: Thomas A. Edison

I am just going outside and may be some time.
Author: Captain Lawrence Oates

Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
Author: Dick Gregory

Ritual is the way you carry the presence of the sacred. Ritual is the spark that must not go out.
Author: Christina Baldwin

What's a dog favourite hobby ? Collecting fleas !
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What kind of dog chases anything red ? A bull dog !
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What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road ? A mutt in a rut !
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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ? A computer with a lot of bites !
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What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ? Slush puppies !
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