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If there were no God, there would be no Atheists.
Author: G. K. Chesterton

In peace there's nothing so becomes a man As modest stillness and humility; But when the blast of war blows in our ears, Then imitate the action of the tiger: Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood.
Author: William Shakespeare

In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.
Author: Napoleon Bonaparte

In soft regions are born soft men.
Author: Herodotus

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Author: Rita Rudner

yo mama so stupid she worked at an m&m factory and threw out all the W's.
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Yo mama is so fat...that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure
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Yo Mama's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute.
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Yo Mama So Fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles.
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Yo mama so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.
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