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Im good enough, Im smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
Author: Al Franken

I'm NOT short. I prefer to think there is simply more space above my head for word balloons full of devastatingly pithy witticisms.
Author: R. Stevens

Im searching through all that has ever been hoped, in praise of what can never be known.
Author: Real Live Preacher

Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good. It would be the end of everything we know.
Author: Marvin Minsky

In America any boy may become President and I suppose it's just one of the risks he takes.
Author: Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.

What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
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What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe? A long necked toothbrush.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

What has teeth but no mouth? A comb or a saw.
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes

Willie: "I have an awful toothache." Tommie: "I'd have it taken out if it was mine." Willie: "Yes, if it was yours, I would, too."
This is the joke from a category: Teeth jokes