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Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving.
Author: David Letterman

Sound character provides the power with which a person may ride the emergencies of life instead of being overwhelmed by them. Failure is... the highway to success.
Author: Og Mandino

Speak what you think today in hard words and tomorrow speak what tomorrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict every thing you said today.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Speech is human, silence is divine, yet also brutish and dead: therefore we must learn both arts.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

Spreading himself like a green bay tree.
Author: Bible

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ? He liked to chop and change !
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What do history teachers make when they want to get together ? Dates !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ? Must have been a duck family A duck family ? Didn't you say there was a quack in it !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

Abraham Lincoln had a very hard childhood, he had to walk 7 miles to school everyday. Well he should have got up earlier and caught the school bus like everyone else !
This is the joke from a category: History jokes

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet? Egyptian dummies.
This is the joke from a category: History jokes