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One man practicing sportsmanship is far better than fifty preaching it.
Author: Knute Rockne

One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever come to sit by it. Passersby see only a wisp of smoke from the chimney and continue on the way.
Author: Vincent Van Gogh

One must be poor to know the luxury of giving.
Author: George Eliot

One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.
Author: William Feather

One of the most sublime experiences we can ever have is to wake up feeling healthy after we have been sick.
Author: Rabbi Harold Kushner

Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary's high school love. They exchanged hellos, and went on their way. As they were driving on to their destination, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, "Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you would be the wife of a service station owner today." She smirked and replied, "No, if I had stayed with him, he would be President of the United States."
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Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet! Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket? Professor Yes, but I thought it was mine!
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And then there was the UCLA professor who opened up his vest, pulled out his tie and wet his pants.
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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.
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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit.
This is the joke from a category: College jokes