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Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.
Author: Margaret Cho

One should count each day a separate life.
Author: Seneca

One thing is clear to me. You can't know everything you'd like to know. You can't do everything you'd like to do. You can't read everything you'd like to read. You must hold onto some things and let go of others. Learning to make that choice is one of the
Author: Real Live Preacher

One voice can enter ten ears, but ten voices cannot enter one ear.
Author: Leone Levi

One's real life is often the life that one does not lead.
Author: Oscar Wilde

If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes

What did the mooron say when he saw the milk cartons in the grass? "Hey! Look at the cow's nest!"
This is the joke from a category: Cow jokes