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It's about what YOU are going to do with the short time you have left on this earth.
Author: Hugh Macleod

It's always been about the experience of life and of not being passive. If something so excites my curiosty, I want to go there, be a part of whatever it is that's either pushing me or pulling me toward it. That desire for experience has made me very rich
Author: Tish Grier

It's choice - not chance - that determines your destiny.
Author: Jean Nidetch

It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day.
Author: Darby Conley

It's no accident that the church and the graveyard stand side by side. The city of the dead sleeps encircled by the city of the living.
Author: Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.
This is the joke from a category: E-mail jokes

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!
This is the joke from a category: Easter jokes

'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?' 'I'd love to,'replied the teacher. 'What do you want me to do?' 'You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !'
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Louise was watching her big sister covering her face with cream. "What's that for?" she asked. "To make me beautiful," came the reply. Louise then watched in silence as she wiped her face clean. "Doesn't work, does it?" was her comment.
This is the joke from a category: Face jokes

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive" The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.
This is the joke from a category: Ethnic jokes