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If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

I love acting. It is so much more real than life.
Author: Oscar Wilde

We must conquer war, or war will conquer us.
Author: Ely Gulbertson

We must learn to be still in the midst of activity and to be vibrantly alive in repose.
Author: Indira Gandhi

We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
Author: Buck Henry

There was a communist named Rudolph. One day he looked out the window and said, "It looks like a storm is coming." "No it isn't," said his wife. "Besides, how would you know?" "Because," he responded, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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Nate: "Hey, what's the weather like out there?" Kate: "I don't know. I'll tell you when it clears."
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

I really don't understand why the federal government was so slow to send aid to the areas hit by Hurricane Andrew. After all, both Florida and Louisiana have oil.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills up the bar. After drinking his Draft things seem to get back to normal. The guy then orders a Thunderclap on ice. Suddenly the roof gets pelted with hail stones and an intense lightning flash and thunderous explosion rock the bar. After drinking his Thunderclap things seem to once again get back to normal. Feeling rather good at this point he asks for a third drink- ordering a Tornado on the rocks. This time the bar is not only pelted with even larger hail stones but ferocious winds rip the door off its hinges, shake the bar violently and break every window. Feeling extra good and cocky at this point he then orders an extra large and extra strong Hurricane. The bartender after this request looks up at the guy perplexed and says, "Sorry fella, we have no Hurricanes in Kansas".
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What type of music do lightning bolts listen to? -Rock and Roll
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes