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People are people, messy and mutable, combining differently with one another from day to day - even hour to hour.
Author: Elizabeth Moon

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.
Author: J. R. R. Tolkien

People don't have to like or support you, so you always have to say thank you.
Author: Ruben Studdard

It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people.
Author: Logan Pearsall Smith

People have a hard time letting go of their suffering. Out of a fear of the unknown, they prefer suffering that is familiar.
Author: Thich Nhat Hanh

Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why did the dog mistake the dog catcher for a grape? He was colour-blind.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why did the thoughtful father buy his six children a dachshund? He wanted a dog they could all pet at once.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player? He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes

My dog is great at math. Really ? Ask him how much is two minus two. But two minus two is nothing! That's what he'll answer, nothing!
This is the joke from a category: Dog jokes