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Author: William Shakespeare

Beware of sentimental alliances where the consciousness of good deeds is the only compensation for noble sacrifices.
Author: Otto von Bismarck

Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

Beware the fury of a patient man.
Author: John Dryden

Beyond a critical point within a finite space, freedom diminishes as numbers increase. ...The human question is not how many can possibly survive within the system, but what kind of existence is possible for those who do survive.
Author: Frank Herbert

If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.
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Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head? It's for people like you who're dead from the neck up!
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes

"Why are you crying Fred?" asked the teacher. " 'Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in Wisk. . ." "Fred," said the teacher. "You must have known that Wisk's bad for parrots." "Oh it wasn't the Wisk that killed it, sir. It was the tumble drier."
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A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. 'I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died,' said the monster. 'Certainly ma'am,' said the undertaker, 'but there was really no need to bring her with you.'
This is the joke from a category: Dead and dying jokes