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...obstacles do not exist to be surrendered to, but only to be broken.
Author: Adolf Hitler

[Abstract art is] a product of the untalented, sold by the unprincipled to the utterly bewildered.
Author: Al Capp

[Long hair] is considered bohemian, which may be why I grew it, but I keep it long because I love the way it feels, part cloak, part fan, part mane, part security blanket.
Author: Marge Piercy

[S]he refused to be bored chiefly because she wasnt boring.
Author: Zelda Fitzgerald

[Television is] the triumph of machine over people.
Author: Fred Allen

When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and said: "Good grief, where are your feet?" I must have left them in bed !
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes

Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: 'I didn't think we'd make it!' Jill replied, 'Nor did I - what a good thing I kept the brakes on, or we'd have slid all the way back down!'
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes

The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. "Don't you know how to ride that yet?" he roared. "Oh yes!" shouted Brad over his shoulder. "It's the bell I can't work yet.
This is the joke from a category: Bicycle jokes