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Let the punishment match the offense.
Author: Cicero

This is the bitterest pain among men, to have much knowledge but no power.
Author: Herodotus

Trust your instinct to the end, though you can render no reason.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The bars of West Hollywood and New York are awash with people throwing their lives away in the desperate hope of finding a shortcut, any shortcut. And a lot of them aren't even young anymore; their B-plans having been washed away by Vodka & Tonics years a
Author: Hugh Macleod

What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !
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What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !
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How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !
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Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games ? So that they can pack the defence !
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Why are football grounds odd ? Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits !
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