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I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for the truth; and truth rewarded me.
Author: Simone de Beauvoir

I used to dread getting older because I thought I would not be able to do all the things I wanted to do, but now that I am older I find that I don't want to do them.
Author: Nancy Astor

I usually make up my mind about a man in ten seconds; and I very rarely change it.
Author: Margaret Thatcher

I was in yoga the other day. I was in full lotus position. My chakras were all aligned. My mind is cleared of all clatter and I'm looking out of my third eye and everything that I'm supposed to be doing. It's amazing what comes up, when you sit in that si
Author: Ellen DeGeneres

I would like to be called an inspiration to people, not a role model--because I make mistakes like everybody else. When I'm offstage, I'm just like everybody else.
Author: Britney Spears

What would happen if pigs went on strike? They'd form pigget lines.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

When pigs have a party, who jumps out of the cake? Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Where is the most open green space in New York City? Central Pork
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why are pigs such great football fans? They're always rooting.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes