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Learning makes a man fit company for himself.
Author: Thomas Fuller

I have yet to see any problem, however complicated, which, when you looked at it in the right way, did not become still more complicated.
Author: Poul Anderson

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.
Author: Jack Benny

Let grace and goodness be the principal loadstone of thy affections. For love which hath ends, will have an end; whereas that which is founded on true virtue, will always continue.
Author: John Dryden

If human life were long enough to find the ultimate theory, everything would have been solved by previous generations. Nothing would be left to be discovered.
Author: Stephen Hawking

Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm afraid you'll have to make your own bed. Oh, that's all right, I don't mind at all. Right. Here's a hammer, a saw, and some nails. The wood's in the garage. I have four legs, but only one foot. What am I? A bed
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes

Why did the bed spread? Because it saw the pillow slip.
This is the joke from a category: Bed jokes