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No hatred is so bitter as that of near relations.
Author: Cornelius Tacitus

No bird soars too high, if he soars with his own wings.
Author: William Blake

No man is an Island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the Continent, a part of the main; if a clod be washed away by the sea, Europe is the less, as well as if a promontory were, as well as if a manor of thy friends or of thine own were; any man'
Author: John Donne

No man is happy who does not think himself so.
Author: Publilius Syrus

No matter how advanced your camera you still need to be responsible for getting it to the right place at the right time and pointing it in the right direction to get the photo you want.
Author: Ken Rockwell

When you go for a bus ride, do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top, but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

Sam left work after a tiring day. 'Take the bus home,' suggested a friend. 'My mother would only make me take it back,' Sam said.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

Have you seen the bus website? Yes - it's just the ticket!
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes

Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes