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Arthur Hays Sulzberger I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.
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Adlai E. Stevenson Jr. I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance.
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George W. Bush I believe that freedom is the deepest need of every human soul.
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Steven Wright I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
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The best jokes to send by SMS
Monster jokes What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream!
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Monster jokes What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !
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Monster jokes What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!
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Monster jokes Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers.
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Monster jokes Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see if blondes have more fun.
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