Best quotes to send by SMS

I believe in an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.
Author: Arthur Hays Sulzberger
I believe in the forgiveness of sin and the redemption of ignorance.
Author: Adlai E. Stevenson Jr.
I believe that freedom is the deepest need of every human soul.
Author: George W. Bush
I believe that professional wrestling is clean and everything else in the world is fixed.
Author: Frank Deford
I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
Author: Steven Wright
The best jokes to send by SMS

What does the hungry monster get after he's
eaten too much ice cream?
More ice cream!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
What do young female monsters do at parties
?
They go around looking for edible bachelors !
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
What would you get if you crossed a monster
with a Thanksgiving dessert?
Bumpkin pie!
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
Where do you find monster snails?
On the
end of monsters fingers.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?
To
see if blondes have more fun.
This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes