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Everything that deceives may be said to enchant.
Author: Plato

Everything you've learned in school as "obvious" becomes less and less obvious as you begin to study the universe. For example, there are no solids in the universe. There's not even a suggestion of a solid. There are no absolute continuums. There are no s
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

Evil deeds do not prosper; the slow man catches up with the swift.
Author: Homer

Evil is unspectacular and always human, And shares our bed and eats at our own table.
Author: W. H. Auden

Example is not the main thing in influencing others. It is the only thing.
Author: Albert Schweitzer

Why do waiters like Gorillas better than flies? Did you ever hear a customer complain 'Waiter, there's a Gorilla in my soup!'
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Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!
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Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.
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Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.
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What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!"
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