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The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
Author: Larry Hardiman

Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it.
Author: Soren Kierkegaard

There are people who think that everything one does with a serious face is sensible.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth.
Author: Marie Curie

Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.
Author: Bill Watterson

How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I'm all out of carrots. What should I do? Friend: Don't worry; be hoppy!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What do rabbits put in their computers? Hoppy disks!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes

What do you call a dumb bunny? A hare brain.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes