Best quotes to send by SMS
Tom Bissell This does not make the authors of those narratives liars; it makes them servants of fallible human memory and perception.
Author: Tom Bissell

Hortense Calisher This is my answer to the gap between ideas and action - I will write it out.
Author: Hortense Calisher

Bertrand Russell This is patently absurd; but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not to be frightened by absurdities.
Author: Bertrand Russell

Czech Proverb The big thieves hang the little ones.
Author: Czech Proverb

George Bernard Shaw This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; the being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; the being a force of Nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and
Author: George Bernard Shaw

The best jokes to send by SMS
Rabbit jokes How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
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Rabbit jokes How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting.
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Rabbit jokes My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't. How do you know he isn't? Because I am.
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Rabbit jokes What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
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Rabbit jokes What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!
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