Best quotes to send by SMS

This does not make the authors of those narratives liars; it makes them servants of fallible human memory and perception.
Author: Tom Bissell
This is my answer to the gap between ideas and action - I will write it out.
Author: Hortense Calisher
This is patently absurd; but whoever wishes to become a philosopher must learn not to be frightened by absurdities.
Author: Bertrand Russell
The big thieves hang the little ones.
Author: Czech Proverb
This is the true joy in life, the being used for a purpose recognized by yourself as a mighty one; the being thoroughly worn out before you are thrown on the scrap heap; the being a force of Nature instead of a feverish selfish little clod of ailments and
Author: George Bernard Shaw
The best jokes to send by SMS

How did the rabbit become a wrestling
champion?
It had a lot of hare pins!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
How do you make a rabbit stew?
Keep it
waiting.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs
Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't.
How do you know he isn't?
Because I am.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
What book did the rabbit take on vacation?
One with a hoppy ending.
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes
What did the naughty rabbit leave for
Easter?
Deviled eggs!
This is the joke from a category: Rabbit jokes