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Life is made up of sobs, sniffles and smiles, with sniffles predominating.
Author: O. Henry

Man is a clever animal who behaves like an imbecile.
Author: Albert Schweitzer

Man is born free, but everywhere he is in chains.
Author: Jean Jacques Rousseau

Man is never honestly the fatalist, nor even the stoic. He fights his fate, often desperately. He is forever entering bold exceptions to the rulings of the bench of gods. This fighting, no doubt, makes for human progress, for it favors the strong and the
Author: H. L. Mencken

Man is the artificer of his own happiness.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head. "How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Divorce Barbie ...includes the house, the car, and half of Ken's belongings
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Biker Barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Venus de Milo Barbie ...made of rock; no head, no arms
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There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Junkie Barbie ...complete with needle tracks
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