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All truly wise thoughts have been thoughts already thousands of times; but to make them truly ours, we must think them over again honestly, till they take root in our personal experience.
Author: Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

All warfare is based on deception. There is no place where espionage is not used. Offer the enemy bait to lure him.
Author: Sun-Tzu

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.
Author: Mark Twain

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
Author: Dave Barry

Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.
Author: Mahatma Gandhi

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster? Cook-a-doodle-do!
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What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!
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What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!
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What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!
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What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!
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