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Best quotes to send by SMS
A good resolution is like an old horse, which is often saddled but rarely ridden.Author: Mexican Proverb
A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.Author: George Bernard Shaw
A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.Author: Dave Meurer
A groundless rumor often covers a lot of ground.Author: Anonymous
A half-truth is a whole lie.Author: Yiddish Proverb
The best jokes to send by SMS
Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs
Bigger's
baby?
Mrs Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes
Why is a baby like an diamond?
Because it's
a dear little thing.This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes
What did
the Pharaohs use to keep their
babies quiet?
Egyptian dummies.This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes
Q:
Where does a white baby go when it dies?
A: Heaven
Q: What does it get?
A: Wings
Q:
What does it become?
A: An angel
Q: Where does a
black baby go when it dies?
A: Heaven
Q: What does it get?
A: Wings
Q: What does it become?
A: A Bat!This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys
in blue?
Because they can't dress themselves.This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes