Best quotes to send by SMS

A bad neighbor is a misfortune, as much as a good one is a great blessing.
Author: Hesiod
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
Author: Senator Everett Dirksen
A bodily disease which we look upon as whole and entire within itself, may, after all, be but a symptom of some ailment in the spiritual part.
Author: Nathaniel Hawthorne
A book is a mirror; if an ass peers into it, you can not expect an apostle to peer out.
Author: Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.
Author: Jerry Seinfeld
The best jokes to send by SMS

If CON is the opposite of PRO, is
congress the opposite of progress?
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How does the guy who drives the snowplow
get to work?
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Is it ok to use my AM radio after
NOON?
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Why don't sheep shrink when it
rains?
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Why do we drive on parkways when we park
on driveways?
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